Hi.

Welcome to The Mum Club, we are Jess and Lauren thanks for stopping by. Please let us know if we can help you with anything... 

It's a Vasectomy or Me?

It's a Vasectomy or Me?

At TMC we are all about women welfare, girl gangs and supporting mothers. We like to share anything and everything that will make your lives that little but more wonderful. SO.. Here are some tips on how to encourage your man to get a vasectomy. 

IT'S A TEENY TINY SLIT – Remind him of the incision size. You could even drop in that 'in comparison to his huge ***' and from then on he will stop listening and agree to anything. “OMG babe, it’s like, so small. You won’t even feel it.”

SEVEN MINUTES – Remind him of the time commitment. It’s a seven fucking minute procedure! This is where you need to replay your labour and deliver a timeline of how it went down. Remind him that HE OWES YOU ONE.. or seven. 

POST SEX – Bring the whole vasectomy thing up directly after sex and just like point 1 he will just say 'yes'.  This not only goes for vasectomy chat but pretty much anything you want. Thank us later. 

NAUGHTY STEP – Remind him of the bonuses. Every time one of them is on the step just point in their direction and resight 'No more of these ! Wut wutttt!'

IT CAN BE REVERSED - lets be honest it probably cant and probably shouldn't but men like to be non comital so it will probably help. 

IT DOESN’T MATTER – Now remind him of the other bonuses. GUILT-FREE, WORRY-FREE, SEXXXXXXXXXX. Made possible by the joy of the knowledge that sex has no chance of ending in pregnancy… HALLELUJAH. No more pregnancy, crazy hormone, no more birth, no more night sweats, no more unexplained crying and no more leaking boobs. ( most of thats a lie but just tell him anyway )

 

I hope you have found my valuable vasectomy encouraging tips useful. 

JL

Sh*t no one tells you about pregnancy & birth

Sh*t no one tells you about pregnancy & birth

Our favourite weaning products.

Our favourite weaning products.