I always used to think what a tit some people would look when mid conversation they would stop and spell out S H I T or S W E E T S. I mean, come on is it really necessary? Will your child combust at the sound of a delicious sugary snack?? (I don't mean S H I T obvs)
The fact of the matter is, I have become one of those tits and my loving husband, the other. We are a big pair of mammaries, spelling and mouthing the trigger words that at any moment could set off our eldest child with her weirdly over sensitive hearing. Sometimes a sentence really needs a F * & K and I'm just not ready for Nell to use profanities yet. A F-bombing toddler, jesus I would even judge me.
And yes, to my earlier question, she will combust! Like fire to the olympic torch. I C E C R E A M is the mother of all triggers. If that sprinkle covered goodness is not already approaching her cake hole, then S H I T is about to go down.
Spelling saves lives.
Be a tit, go to school kids.