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Trigger word

Trigger word

I always used to think what a tit some people would look when mid conversation they would stop and spell out S H I T or S W E E T S. I mean, come on is it really necessary? Will your child combust at the sound of a delicious sugary snack??  (I don't mean S H I T obvs)

The fact of the matter is, I have become one of those tits and my loving husband, the other. We are a big pair of mammaries, spelling and mouthing the trigger words that at any moment could set off our eldest child with her weirdly over sensitive hearing. Sometimes a sentence really needs a F * & K and I'm just not ready for Nell to use profanities yet. A F-bombing toddler, jesus I would even judge me. 

And yes, to my earlier question, she will combust! Like fire to the olympic torch. I C E C R E A M is the mother of all triggers. If that sprinkle covered goodness is not already approaching her cake hole, then S H I T is about to go down. 

Spelling saves lives.

Be a tit, go to school kids.

JL 

 

Maternity clothes suck, except these ones which don't so much.

Maternity clothes suck, except these ones which don't so much.

Tits are amazing.

Tits are amazing.